Novelty Willy Trolley Token – Funny Personalised Trolley Token Gift
Looking for a funny personalised trolley token to make the big shop a bit less boring? This rude little legend is shaped like a proud member and fits any standard supermarket trolley. Yes, really. It’s the ultimate comedy pound coin replacement — laser cut and sublimation printed right here in Dorset.
Whether you’re shopping at Tesco, Aldi, Asda, Lidl, Sainsbury’s, or Morrisons, this token will slide straight in and unlock the trolley like a champ. A proper laugh, with actual use. Not bad for a nob-shaped coin.
Funny Personalised Trolley Token – Add Your Own Message
We print your custom message using high-quality sublimation ink — from rude jokes to nicknames, you choose. Want “Stuart’s Sausage”? Done. “Karen’s Key to Pleasure”? No problem. You dream it, we print it.
- Laser cut in Dorset
- Sublimation printed with your personalised message
- Works as a trolley token in major UK supermarkets
- Durable, lightweight and hilarious
Works in Tesco, Aldi, Asda, Sainsbury’s and More
This novelty trolley token fits nearly every UK supermarket trolley, including:
- Tesco
- Aldi
- Asda
- Sainsbury’s
- Lidl
- Morrisons
- Iceland, Co-op, B&M, The Range and more
And yes, it actually unlocks the trolley. We’ve tested it. Extensively.
The Perfect Rude Gift
This is the one for Secret Santa, stag do packs, stocking fillers or just winding up your mates. People carry it everywhere because it’s funny, but also useful.
Funny personalised shopping token features:
- Custom sublimation-printed message
- Laser cut to trolley-token size
- Strong, lightweight and long-lasting
- Designed and made in the UK
How to Order Your Personalised Shopping Token
Head to the product page, pop in your message, and we’ll handle the rest. Every order is made, packed and shipped from Dorset — no drop shipping, no delays, no dicks about it (well, maybe one).
Shellmon – Laser. Print. Resin. And top-notch rude gifts that actually work.
