Funny Doormat – The Neighbours Have Better Shit

If you’re after a funny doormat the neighbours have better shit might be exactly what your doorstep needs. This sarcastic doormat is the perfect icebreaker, conversation starter, and passive-aggressive dig — all rolled into one stylish mat.

Made from natural coir fibres (yep, that’s coconut husk to us normal folk) and backed with non-slip rubber, this mat can handle daily foot traffic like a pro. Whether it’s the postie, delivery driver, or your neighbour eyeing up your bins, they’re guaranteed to notice.

It’s a brilliant gift idea too. Got a mate moving house? Someone with a dark sense of humour? Or maybe just want to annoy the in-laws? This rude welcome mat will do the trick. Unlike your average mat, this one speaks its mind – and loudly.

Why Choose a Rude Doormat Like This?

• Funny, bold, and a bit sweary – what’s not to like?
• Durable coir surface that handles muddy boots with ease
• Non-slip backing so it stays where it’s told
• Great housewarming or birthday gift for sarcasm lovers
• Sets the tone before guests even knock

Funny Doormat Product Details

• Size: Approx. 60cm x 40cm
• Material: Natural coir (coconut husk)
• Backing: Non-slip PVC
• Design: Bold black text: “The neighbours have better shit”
• Best Use: Indoors or covered outdoor areas

We also offer a full range of funny doormats here – so if this one doesn’t cause enough of a stir, there’s more to choose from. Add some personality to your porch with a mat that’s anything but boring.